What a Load of BSS

What a Load of BSS – The Most Accurate Fitness Statement Ever Printed

Let’s call it what it is: a load of BSS. And yes, that stands for Bulgarian Split Squats — the soul-crushing, balance-wrecking, tear-inducing movement that somehow made it onto every glute programme ever written.

This tee is your warning label, support group badge, and protest sign all in one. Because the moment someone says, “Just grab a bench and a dumbbell,” your inner monologue is already screaming. Bold, punchy, and brutally honest, this graphic is a must-have for anyone who's ever done a single rep of this cursed lunge variation and lived to complain about it.

Made for leg day veterans, gym comedians and those who like their gymwear with a little trauma attached, this shirt is perfect for oversized pump covers, cropped gym tops or just lounging in recovery mode.

It’s sarcasm. It’s solidarity. It’s BSS.

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Care Instructions

Washing: Wash inside out. Maximum 30 degrees Celsius.

Drying: Do not tumble dry. Air dry only. Do not place on hot surfaces.

Ironing: Iron inside out on low setting, avoiding print.

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