Today I Choose War – And Cursing, Obviously
Some days are for yoga. This tee is for the other days. The ones where the playlist’s aggressive, your straps are tight, and every set feels like a personal vendetta. The Today I Choose War graphic is for the gym warriors who channel their chaos into clean lifts, angry reps, and loud exhaling between sets.
Backed by crossed barbell clips like battle axes and bold distressed lettering, this design lets everyone know — you're not here to chat. You’re here to conquer. And swear while doing it.
Perfect for oversized wear, cropped attitude or post-deadlift sweat mode, this tee is a must-have for lifters who’ve had one too many unsolicited tips, missed PBs or irritating gym bros in their way. It’s not just apparel — it’s a declaration of war (and probably DOMS).
Wear it when it’s PR day. Or when it’s a bad day. Either way, it’s war.
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Care Instructions
Washing: Wash inside out. Maximum 30 degrees Celsius.
Drying: Do not tumble dry. Air dry only. Do not place on hot surfaces.
Ironing: Iron inside out on low setting, avoiding print.
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